Y’all, let me just go ahead and say it: I am the human embodiment of a walking contradiction. A mystery wrapped in an enigma with a side of sass. A social butterfly one minute and a full-blown hermit the next. I recently saw a meme that hit so close to home I almost printed it out and made it my business card. It read:
“I’m an extroverted introvert. That means I’ll either talk your ear off like I’ve done 4 lines of coke, taken 30mg of Adderall, and drank 7 cups of coffee OR I’ll be Buddhist monk vow of silence mute. There is no in between.”
Truer words have never been typed.
Here’s the thing—I love people. I love storytelling, belly laughs, porch sittin’, deep convos, and wildly inappropriate humor. If the vibes are right and the energy is flowing, I can hold court like a caffeinated auctioneer. You’ll get stories, opinions, over-shares, maybe a few life lessons I didn’t even know I had in me. And baby, you better buckle up because I will talk your ear off with the enthusiasm of someone who’s been locked away for 40 days and 40 nights with no Wi-Fi and only my Basset Hounds for conversation.
But then—bam. The switch flips. No warning, no apology. Suddenly, I’m quieter than a church mouse in a padded cell. You’ll think I’m mad. You’ll ask, “You okay?” And I’ll nod with a smile that says, “Please don’t make me use my words.”
That’s the introvert in me waving a white flag.
And it’s not about being moody or antisocial. It’s just that sometimes, the battery dies. The social tank hits empty, and I need to recharge in silence, preferably with some comfort food, a cozy blanket, true crime reruns, and zero expectations of human interaction.
I used to feel weird about it. Like I had to pick a lane—either be the social queen or the quiet weirdo. But no more. I am proudly both. I am the loudest quiet person you’ll ever meet. I am your hype girl and your favorite recluse.
So if you see me one day chatting up a storm, just roll with it. And if the next day I’m giving strong mute monk energy, just know I’m not mad—I’m just marinating in my own peace.
Extroverted introverts: we exist. We are thriving. We are confusing. And we are fabulous.
Sometimes in this big, loud, slightly unhinged world, it’s good for the soul to slow down and take stock of the simple joys. You know, the little sparks of happiness that sneak in between the chaos of barking hounds, travel planning marathons, and the occasional toddler meltdown covered in Goldfish dust.
So, today’s WordPress Daily Prompt is a good one:
“What are 30 things that make you happy?”
-A hot cup of coffee in my pink Yeti tumbler: Bonus if no one talks to me for the first 20 minutes.
-The sound of grandchildren giggling: Even if it’s followed by, “Gramma, we accidentally flushed Barbie.”
-Planning the perfect trip: Give me multiple destinations, transportation logistics, and a picky traveler—I’ll turn it into magic.
-Writing and journaling: It clears my head and gives me a place to keep the sass bottled. -Blogging with my full sarcastic Southern edge: Cheaper than therapy, and more entertaining. -Music that brings back a memory: Billy Idol. My stepdad cranking AC/DC. My Daddy’s Marty Robbins. Kristi and Dana acting fools with Shaggy and REO. Every song has a story.
-A well-timed, wildly inappropriate meme: Laughter is medicine. Dark humor is the prescription.
-When my Dad laughs at my jokes: Usually followed by a head shake and a “Lord have mercy.”
-Law & Order SVU marathons at 2am: Who needs sleep when you can fight fictional crime with Benson?
-Tying my shoes without seeing stars: If you know, you know.
-My dramatic Basset Hounds, Shelby and Cash: Moody. Needy. Ridiculous. My kind of people. -Bean the cat deciding I’m worthy of affection: Especially sweet since I didn’t even want the little hairball at first.
The smell of a new iPhone and a fresh update #TechNerd and proud.
-Creating content that actually sounds like ME: Not some sanitized AI robot clone.
-A beach day with zero expectations: Give me sand, a salty breeze, and a drink in hand.
-Killer travel tips that actually help folks: Like “don’t forget to check re-entry requirements,” because YES—it still matters.
-Wine that pairs well with literally anything: Cheese, charcuterie, or just me and a true crime documentary.
-Starting posts with “Hello Lovelies”: Bermuda may have given me the phrase, but it’s mine now.
-Solving complicated itineraries like a Tetris champion: Give me all the jigsaw pieces, and I’ll still make it cute.
-Laughing until I wheeze with Brenda & Mary on Taco Tuesday: But our group texts deserve a sitcom.
-Knowing I’m stronger than the hell I walked through: And still able to laugh about it. That’s the flex.
-Nostalgic drives through Adairsville: Windows down, playlist on full blast, and my teenage spirit riding shotgun.
-Waking up to a dense fog around my cabin: My version of a spiritual awakening.
-Road trips with no real plan: Just snacks, stories, and somewhere between here and nowhere.
-The smell of biscuits in a Southern kitchen: Calories don’t count when the biscuits are homemade.
-A porch swing, a light breeze, and no cell service: That’s not just joy—it’s peace.
-A beautiful, color-coded spreadsheet: Nerd alert. But hey, pretty + productive = JOY. -Watching a client’s dream trip come to life: Especially if they started the convo with “I’m not sure this is even possible…”
Being truly known and loved anyway: That kind of grace is rare—and I don’t take it for granted.
Having a voice, and using it my way: Southern charm. Northern edge. Zero fluff.
Your Turn
If you haven’t made a list like this lately, I highly recommend it. Life is hard, weird, and occasionally downright rude—but there’s joy tucked into every corner. You just have to look for it.
And hey—if your list includes “taking a solo trip,” “a girls’ getaway,” or “finally seeing those castles in Upstate New York,” you know who to call.
Well, here we go again—but this time, I’m not dreading it. In fact, I’m excited. (I know. Who is she?)
I’ve decided to go back to a healthier way of nourishing my body—not punishing it, not depriving it, not hopping on some magic fix wagon—but actually feeding it in a way that makes sense for me.
After lots of back-and-forth and a whole lotta fridge-staring, I landed on a Mediterranean-ish approach. Not hardcore Greek goddess level, but more of a “Southern girl flirts with olive oil and feta” kind of vibe. It just fits. Real food. Good flavors. Balance. And wine… occasionally. I’m not out here trying to join a convent.
I also want to be completely transparent, because I believe in being real—not perfect. With the help of my sweet friend Brooke, I’ve added in a few supplements for a little boost. No shame in that game! I’ll get into those details in another post, but for now, just know I’m walking into this next chapter with intention, grace, and a little sass in my step.
So, here’s to health…
To tying my shoes without breaking a sweat…
To feeling good in my skin again…
And maybe even wearing those cute jeans shoved in the back of my closet.
I should be snoring like my dogs right now, but instead, I’m wide awake—with Olivia, Amanda, Carisi, and Fin. Yep. We’re deep into solving crime all over New York City while I sit here in my robe with a half-drunk tumbler of water that I’m trying not to spill on Bean.
Y’all. When did I become my Gramma?
I swear, when I was younger, I thought it was the strangest thing that older folks didn’t sleep. My Gramma was always up at all hours—watching reruns of Murder, She Wrote, sipping in a room temperature Yuengling (yes, your read that right), folding laundry that nobody asked her to fold, and just generally vibing in the quiet of the night like she ran the place.
And now…here I am. Doing the exact same thing—minus the bevo!
I used to be the queen of crashing hard by 10:00—especially after a day of work and socializing. Now? I’m up like some unofficial member of the SVU, absolutely convinced I could help Olivia crack this case. I even talked to the screen earlier—out loud. To a character. That’s where we’re at.
I can already tell you how tomorrow’s gonna go: I’ll wake up at 6:37 a.m. like a zombie in need of caffeine and an exorcism. I’ll shuffle to the kitchen like I’ve been up working the midnight shift, because technically, I have. I just wasn’t paid for it and I didn’t wear a badge.
My body’s tired. My mind? Apparently, it’s doing jumping jacks and true crime cross-examinations.
Aging is weird, y’all. Somewhere between hot flashes and knee pain, you gain this nocturnal gift you never wanted. You start sleeping in broken shifts. You start knowing exactly what your Gramma meant when she said, “I just don’t sleep like I used to.” I used to think that was just a sweet old lady saying. Nah. It’s a prophecy.
So tonight, as I sit here with SVU running in the background and Cash snoring like a truck driver at my feet, I officially accept my badge: Night Owl, Gramma Edition. All I’m missing is a heated blanket and some Vick’s VapoRub for ambiance.
Some people swear by yoga. Others find their joy in that sacred morning cup of coffee (okay, same). But when it comes to a daily habit that genuinely fills me with joy—like the soul-deep, take-a-deep-breath-and-smile kind of joy?
It’s journaling.
Now don’t get me wrong—I’m not sitting in a meadow with a quill and poetic lighting, writing down the secrets of the universe. (Although that would be a vibe.) My journaling is messy, honest, sometimes scribbled, sometimes typed. Sometimes it’s a rant about why my hair won’t cooperate or how the dogs tracked in mud again. Other times, it’s sweet reflections on the grandbabies, a funny memory about my Daddy, or a deep-dive into something I haven’t talked about in years.
But that’s the magic of it.
It’s my space.
No filters, no performance, no “let me say this the right way.”
It starts as a journal entry… but more often than not, it morphs into something more.
That’s how my blog is born most days. A scribbled sentence, a passing thought, a half-sarcastic note to self turns into something you end up reading on Journeys With Jani. That daily habit of journaling is my little internal reset button. It’s where I unpack the day, unload the clutter in my head, or just write about the playlist that had me time-traveling to my teenage years.
And the best part?
It reminds me who I am.
Before the day’s chaos.
Before the to-do list.
Before I’m a momma, a travel advisor, a wife, a boss babe, a grocery-runner, or a “can-you-just-one-more-thing” person…
So if you’re ever feeling a little off-kilter, try it. Doesn’t have to be perfect. Doesn’t have to be profound. Just pick up a pen (or your notes app) and start where you are.
I’m Jani.
And I’ve got something to say.
You might just find a little joy waiting on the page.
Until next time—
Keep journeying, keep scribbling, and keep showing up for yourself.
You know what hits different than a hot flash in August?
A song from 1984 coming on the radio and suddenly I’m not 56—I’m fifteen, barefoot, and slathered in Hawaiian Tropic, backstroking across the Lancaster city pool with Becca & Gina …without a care in the world (except maybe if there were still Doritos left in the bag).
Music. It’s the closest thing we’ve got to time travel that doesn’t involve a DeLorean and Doc Brown.
The second a certain song comes on, I’m instantly pulled into some mental Polaroid…
– My Grandpa trying to teach me ballroom dancing (with a splash of shagging, because South Carolina). The music? Big Band, Beach Boys, something from his day and forward—back when folks still dressed for dinner.
– My Mama belting Fleetwood Mac like she was Stevie Nicks in a housecoat with harmony from Heaven.
– AC/DC blasting because of my stepdad, who somehow managed to make even “Highway to Hell” feel perfectly normal for a kid.
– Billy Idol? No story needed. Just… Billy freakin’ Idol.
– My Daddy with his deep love for Marty Robbins and any good ol’ country crooner. If you know “El Paso,” you know.
– “Time for Me to Fly” by REO Speedwagon? That was Missy’s go to when we drove past a certain ex’s house like we were in our own personal music video.
– My girl Kristi? “Rock the Casbah.” She rocked it, alright.
– Dana somehow singing “HENNN-RY RUSTED” instead of “Tin Roof Rusted” in “Love Shack” like it made sense—and now I can’t unhear it.
– Theo recording over my Billy Squier mixed tape. RIP “Lonely Is The Night.”
– Jake, Jarrett and me singing “Love Song” by Tesla like we were our own touring band. No shame in our car ride karaoke game.
– Rick’s Place in Lancaster—if you know, you know. I’ve got dance moves from that floor I still feel in my knees.
– And of course, all the 80’s hits from the Calhoun Roller Rink—when Jarie, Jessica and I thought we were straight outta “Xanadu.”
And that’s just the shortlist.
Y’all ever do this? Hear a song and suddenly you’re there—wherever “there” was. A party. A heartbreak. A road trip. A kitchen dance. A funeral. A kiss. A comeback. A moment you didn’t even know was about to be a core memory.
I swear, music is a memory vault with a damn good DJ.
So if you’re ever feeling low, do yourself a favor—hit play. Let your own soundtrack roll. It might make you cry, but I bet you’ll laugh too. It might remind you of who you were, but even more of who you still are.
And if you’re lucky? It’ll make you text that friend from way back and say, “Remember when…”
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to recreate a roller rink routine in my kitchen with a hairbrush mic and a Spotify playlist.
Alright, let’s just dive straight into the deep end, shall we?
Apparently, the world has officially lost its mind over a simple American Eagle ad featuring Sydney Sweeney. Yep. A young, talented actress modeling a pair of jeans. That’s it. That’s the scandal. Heaven forbid she be blonde, white, and gorgeous in a classic pair of denim. For the love of basic jeans—PEOPLE! WTAF is wrong with you?
That’s not even a real question anymore, because I already know. We are collectively circling the drain of common sense and critical thinking, and the plug is out.
Let’s break this down real simple: It’s an ad.
A promo.
A snapshot of a person in a pair of jeans with a clever little caption about being an “American Beauty with great jeans.” And spoiler alert—she is an American beauty. Full stop. No qualifier needed. That doesn’t mean only she is. That doesn’t erase anyone else’s beauty, heritage, or identity. It’s just this ad. With this actress. And this denim.
But oh no, out come the pitchforks and the outrage Olympics.
If it had been a Black woman? Or a Latina? Or an Asian model? Crickets. Nobody would say a damn thing except maybe, “Yasss queen.” But because Sydney Sweeney is white and successful, it’s suddenly a threat to progress? Give me a break. She didn’t even write the tagline. She’s just out here looking stunning in a pair of Levi dupes, doing her job. And y’all are acting like she stormed Capitol Hill in a denim jacket screaming about manifest destiny.
Here’s the part that really bothers me—and yes, I am going to say it:
Stop being so soft.
Not everything is an attack. Not every ad is a war cry. Not every white girl in a pair of jeans is erasing your existence. Sometimes… an ad is just an ad.
But let’s take a wider look for a second, because the hate we’re seeing? It’s not just about race. Or religion. Or politics. It’s gone deeper. Meaner. Now, people will hate you because you’re happy. Or because you’re successful. Or because your hair looks good in humidity. It’s that unhinged.
It’s not progress when we shame someone for existing just because they don’t check every demographic box. It’s not activism if your argument only works when you’re tearing someone else down. You want a world with more inclusivity? Great. Me too. But you don’t build that world by crucifying one actress for posing in a pair of jeans.
We’ve got bigger things to worry about than a denim campaign, folks. Try inflation. Try healthcare. Try the fact that the cost of bacon is now comparable to the price of gold. Be mad about that.
In the meantime, I’m gonna need y’all to get it together and put that misplaced rage back in your emotional junk drawer. And maybe go outside. Touch grass. Eat a sandwich.
And if you’re still pressed? Take a walk. In some jeans.
Do you ever just scroll through social media and wonder if people have completely lost their grip on reality? Like—truly believe that we are living in the Worst Time in History? Now, don’t get me wrong—today’s world has plenty of issues. But… trauma isn’t new. Global crisis isn’t new. Hardship isn’t new. And for some reason, we’ve forgotten that.
This post was actually inspired by something I saw shared by Hannah and Renee on Facebook, originally from Heavy D. It gave me pause—because the perspective was powerful. So of course, I had to dig into the history a bit deeper (and put my spin on it, naturally).
So sit back and let me give you a little reality check—wrapped in truth.
👵 Imagine Being Born in 1900…
If you were born in 1900 in the United States, your childhood wasn’t exactly filled with iPads and Pop-Tarts. Nope. At 14 years old, World War I breaks out. A global bloodbath. By the time you turn 18, it’s finally over—with 22 million people dead. Happy Birthday, kid!
But wait—it gets better. Right after the war ends in 1918, the Spanish Flu pandemic shows up. Not the sniffles, not a bad cold—this sucker wipes out an estimated 50 million people worldwide by the time you’re 20. Fifty. Million.
💰 Then the Economy Crashes and Burns
Just when you think you’re catching a break, 1929 hits and boom—the Great Depression. Banks collapse. People lose everything. Unemployment soars to 25%, and global GDP shrinks by over 25%. You’re 29 years old, trying to build a life, and instead you’re scraping by on hope and Hoover stew.
🌍 But Wait, There’s More: Another World War
By the time you’re 39, it’s 1939 and here comes World War II. And at 41, you’re officially living through another global nightmare as the U.S. enters the war after Pearl Harbor. Between then and your 45th birthday, over 75 million people die worldwide. That includes 6 million Jewish people murdered in the Holocaust. Evil on a scale we can barely comprehend.
🔥 Cold Wars, Hot Wars, and a Whole Lotta Fear
You make it to 50, and then the Korean War kicks off. Another 5 million deaths. By 62, the Cuban Missile Crisis nearly ends the planet in a nuclear blaze. The world literally held its breath for 13 days while we sat one red button away from annihilation.
Then just for fun, the Vietnam War drags on from your mid-60s into your mid-70s, killing up to 4 million people. And let’s not forget the civil rights movement, assassinations of major leaders, Watergate, and watching disco happen. (Honestly, disco might have been the emotional breaking point for some.)
😳 And Y’all Think 2025 Is the Worst?
Don’t get me wrong—our modern world is a mess in its own right. Social unrest, political drama, climate chaos, health crises. Yep, all valid concerns. But we’re acting like struggle is brand new.
Let me be clear: we are not the first generation to face hard times. Not even close. But what’s different now? We’ve become loud about our stress and quiet about our resilience. We treat every inconvenience like the end of civilization and every disagreement like a betrayal. Meanwhile, our grandparents were out there surviving wars, pandemics, food shortages, and economic collapse—and still managed to put on a dress or tie on Sunday morning and go to church with a smile.
💡 Here’s the Point
Perspective. It’s a powerful thing. Our ancestors made it through devastation we read about in history books. And they did it without therapy apps, organic smoothies, or TikTok rants. They survived. They adapted. They kept going.
So let’s cool the hysteria, stop treating every modern-day problem like it’s the first of its kind, and take a breath. Be smart. Help each other. Have grace. Because no matter how bad it feels right now… this too shall pass.
And when it does, don’t forget to be the person who survived it with empathy, not ego.
If you won two free plane tickets, where would you go?
You ever play that game in your head—what if you won something big? Like the lottery, or a car, or even just two free plane tickets to anywhere in the world? Well, I’ve played that game, and honey, let me tell you, I’ve got my answer locked and loaded.
If I won two free plane tickets, I wouldn’t even hesitate. I’m grabbing my cousin Jarie, booking us in Delta One (because if we’re dreaming, we’re dreaming right), and we’re flying non-stop straight to Italy for a two-week whirlwind of wine, food, culture, and unforgettable moments.
Now, let me tell you a little something about Jarie. She’s the cousin who would have my back in a bar fight, a PTA meeting, or a life crisis. She’s tough, loyal, hilarious, and full of heart. And she deserves to see more of this big ol’ blue marble we live on.
Why Italy?
Because Italy is everything …and my dream!
We’d start in Rome, because duh. The Colosseum, the Pantheon, the Vatican—history literally oozes from the cobblestones. We’d eat cacio e pepe* at some little hole-in-the-wall trattoria**, drink house wine that tastes like heaven, and probably get scolded by an elderly Italian woman for not eating enough. (We’d accept that scolding with gratitude and go back for seconds.)
Then we’d hop a train to Florence. Art and architecture that’ll make you cry, gelato so good it makes you question every other dessert you’ve ever loved, and leather markets where Jarie would absolutely haggle like a pro.
Next stop: Tuscany. Wine country. Rolling hills, olive groves, sun-drenched villas. We’d sip Chianti Classico under a pergola at golden hour and toast to family, friendship, and free plane tickets.
And Venice? Don’t get me started. Floating through the canals with a spritz in hand, getting lost in those winding alleyways, and buying masks we absolutely don’t need? Yes, please.
We’d finish off our Italian love affair on the Amalfi Coast (I love hearing Trisha talk about it). Lemon trees, sparkling sea views, cliffside villages like Positano and Ravello, and seafood that tastes like it was caught moments before it hit our plates. I can already see Jarie with a linen wrap and oversized sunglasses, living her best life while I document every second on my phone like a proud momma at a dance recital.
But here’s the real reason.
I want Jarie to feel what I feel when I travel—to stand in front of something ancient and beautiful and bigger than life and feel small in the best way. To breathe in air that smells like garlic and sea salt and basil and history. To hear languages she doesn’t understand but somehow still feels. I want her to know that there’s so much more to see, to taste, to feel, to live—and she deserves every last bit of it.
So yeah. If I won two free plane tickets, I wouldn’t be thinking tropical or trendy. I’d be thinking timeless. I’d be thinking Italy—with Jarie by my side, eating pasta, laughing till we cry, and living like the queens we are.
*Cacio e Pepe (pronounced KAH-cho eh PEH-peh) is Italian for “cheese and pepper”—and that’s literally all it is. But don’t let the simplicity fool you. This Roman classic is pure magic.
Here’s what’s in it:
Pasta – Usually spaghetti or tonnarelli (a thicker, square-edged pasta) Pecorino Romano cheese – A sharp, salty sheep’s milk cheese Black pepper – Freshly cracked, bold, and peppery Pasta water – That starchy water is key to creating the silky sauce
That’s it. No butter. No cream. No garlic. No nonsense.
It’s all about the technique: tossing hot pasta with finely grated cheese and pepper while adding just enough pasta water to melt the cheese into a creamy, clingy sauce. It’s cheesy, peppery, salty, and totally comforting—basically the Italian version of grown-up mac and cheese, but with a passport and way more attitude.
If you’re ever in Rome, order it at a trattoria. If it’s done right, you’ll dream about it for the rest of your life.
**A trattoria (pronounced tra-toh-REE-uh) is a type of casual, family-owned Italian restaurant. Think of it as the cozy middle ground between a fancy ristorante and a no-frills osteria.
Here’s what makes a trattoria special:
🍝 Homestyle cooking – The food is traditional, hearty, and often based on family recipes. No over-the-top plating here—just good, soul-satisfying dishes. 🍷 Affordable prices – It’s usually less expensive than a ristorante, and often the house wine is cheaper (and better) than anything you’d find back home. 🪑 Laid-back vibe – Casual seating, maybe a chalkboard menu, sometimes no printed menu at all. Don’t be surprised if the owner is also your waiter and chef. 🇮🇹 Local and seasonal – Menus change based on what’s fresh and in season. You’re getting a real taste of the region you’re in.
So when I say “little hole-in-the-wall trattoria in Rome,” I mean the kind of place where Nonna is in the kitchen, the wine flows freely, and the pasta makes you believe in magic.
I believe in the Second Amendment. I believe in my right to protect myself, my family, my home, and yes—my little Basset hounds if it ever came to that. I was raised around guns. I’ve shot ‘em. I’ve cleaned ‘em. I’ve respected ‘em. So, let’s get one thing straight right out the gate: this is not an anti-gun blog.
But Lord have mercy—something’s gotta give.
The number of school shootings in this country? It’s terrifying. And what’s even scarier is how numb we’re all becoming to it. Another headline, another lockdown, another “thoughts and prayers” post before we just… move on. But these are children. Babies. Classrooms should be loud with pencil tapping and bad recorder solos—not bullets.
Now, I’m no policy maker. I don’t pretend to have the answers. But I know this much: saying “if someone wants a gun bad enough, they’ll find a way” doesn’t mean we stop trying to make it harder. That’s like saying, “people are going to drive drunk anyway, so let’s not bother with the DUI laws.” We’ve got to use some dang common sense.
Here’s where I land:
Yes, I want to keep my guns. No, I don’t want unstable people to have easy access to theirs.
Seems like there ought to be a middle ground, right?
Background checks? Sure.
Safe storage laws? Absolutely.
Red flag laws so a clearly unstable person can’t just walk into a store and grab an AR-15 because they had a bad breakup and a grudge? Yep.
Mandatory waiting periods so someone has time to cool off or reconsider? That feels reasonable.
I’m not trying to take anyone’s freedom. I’m trying to protect kids and keep schools from turning into war zones. There’s not a teacher in this country who signed up for combat duty. And there’s not a momma I know who should have to explain to their child how to barricade a classroom door with a desk.
And while we’re at it—can we also talk about the mental health crisis? Because that’s part of it too. We’ve got to stop brushing off warning signs because “he was always a little quiet” or “she just needed attention.” We need counselors, not just cops. We need adults to stop being scared to speak up when something feels off.
Listen, I don’t believe the government is coming for our guns. And if they are? They’re gonna have to go through my overly organized ammo box first. But I do believe we can support the right to bear arms and also support laws that make it a privilege earned through responsibility—not just something handed out like Halloween candy.
Protect our rights.
Protect our kids.
Both can be true.
Let’s stop acting like it’s one or the other.
Let’s be the generation that finally says: “Enough.”
Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go double-check that my safe is locked, my coffee is hot, and my Basset hounds haven’t dragged a sock into the yard again.
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